Merch for founders, engineers, and calendar victims
First drop: jokes that made it through code review
Not bargain-bin blanks
Premium shirts for people allergic to conference swag.
Heavyweight AS Colour tees.
Most shirts are printed on the cheapest blank that will hold ink. These are substantial, relaxed, and built to feel like something you would actually keep.
Made after you order.
No dusty inventory pile, no random warehouse leftovers. Each piece is produced for the order, then shipped directly to you.
Dry tech humor, not merch-table filler.
Founder pain, cloud incidents, customer chaos, and small jokes for people who have too many tabs open.