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First drop: jokes that made it through code review

502 Heavyweight Oversized Tee

502 Heavyweight Oversized Tee

502 Heavyweight Oversized Tee

$49.00
Sale price  $49.00 Regular price 
Context Window Full Heavyweight Oversized Tee

Context Window Full Heavyweight Oversized Tee

Context Window Full Heavyweight Oversized Tee

$49.00
Sale price  $49.00 Regular price 
Customer Is Always the Victim Heavyweight Oversized Tee

Customer Is Always the Victim Heavyweight Oversized Tee

Customer Is Always the Victim Heavyweight Oversized Tee

$49.00
Sale price  $49.00 Regular price 
Forbidden Cropped Tee

Forbidden Cropped Tee

Forbidden Cropped Tee

$42.00
Sale price  $42.00 Regular price 
I Love us-east-1 Heavyweight Oversized Tee

I Love us-east-1 Heavyweight Oversized Tee

I Love us-east-1 Heavyweight Oversized Tee

$49.00
Sale price  $49.00 Regular price 
Micro Manager Embroidered Dad Cap

Micro Manager Embroidered Dad Cap

Micro Manager Embroidered Dad Cap

$36.00
Sale price  $36.00 Regular price 
Product-Market Misfit Heavyweight Oversized Tee

Product-Market Misfit Heavyweight Oversized Tee

Product-Market Misfit Heavyweight Oversized Tee

$49.00
Sale price  $49.00 Regular price 
Seed Stage Fuel Heavyweight Oversized Tee

Seed Stage Fuel Heavyweight Oversized Tee

Seed Stage Fuel Heavyweight Oversized Tee

$49.00
Sale price  $49.00 Regular price 
Not bargain-bin blanks

Premium shirts for people allergic to conference swag.

Heavyweight AS Colour tees.
Most shirts are printed on the cheapest blank that will hold ink. These are substantial, relaxed, and built to feel like something you would actually keep.

Made after you order.
No dusty inventory pile, no random warehouse leftovers. Each piece is produced for the order, then shipped directly to you.

Dry tech humor, not merch-table filler.
Founder pain, cloud incidents, customer chaos, and small jokes for people who have too many tabs open.